WEEK ONE: Let's fire it up!

[Kathy Griffin]

So here we are, and this season....my crotch...is EXTRA firey. Not only that, but I got a fire under my ass (and it's not just from the action in the sassy room) and I'm determined to make it to a final 5 or better.

My boys in the sassy room have already approached me to make an alliance to make it through the first couple rounds. Seany, James, Barack my world , Adam (I would lick you up and down) Levine, and I are going to stick together to keep it real these first couple rounds. Finalizing is still in the mix, but who loves a gang bang?! *raises hand*


So let's get this box of wine kicked (I mean started!) and fire IT up! <3 fc

[Kathy Griffin]

So, HOH is done and I think things are looking pretty good! Barack has won, and I'm hoping putting my trust in him is a good thing. I mean, I just don't toss my salad for any president. I feel that with all five of us, we could definitely be a powerhouse in all aspects of the game.

So here's to waiting for nominations and for a rockin' POV.

The tap is open, let the wine flowwww from the box! <3 fc

[Kathy Griffin]

So I'm pretty happy with my results in the POV, even though I didn't win. It always proves something when you can get the "nuts" right. I mean, I really know my nuts......
.....Ok Kath, they get it.

But anywho, one chance richer....and one week still on the safe and sassy side (let's hope)

I also told Nicki off a bit. I'm tired of the pity party....no one's buying it. Here's my favorite part of the conversation....

Kathy Griffin 7:34 pm
Quit acting pitiful bitch, I'm not buying. No on hates you./

Nicki Minaj 7:34 pm
Not buying? We're shopping?

Kathy Griffin 7:35 pm
Yeah, we're shopping for realness
you selling?

Nicki Minaj 7:35 pm
Bitch really?
I'm the realest bitch in this game
remember that

Kathy Griffin 7:36 pm
Yeah, well then pull your goddamn self together and quit throwing the hate party...that's not the Nicki I know and not the Nicki I play with


She's trying to save Lindsay and get herself evicted. Well here's your dose of reality. You're going to end up staying and being unhappy, so live it up bitch....live it up.


Pops a cork, tips a box......<3 fc