Shit, meet Fan. You'll collide soon enough.

[Barack Obama]

This is where I will get to all of my pre-game thoughts about the cast and what could be in store for all of us as the game starts and progresses.

The President is ready to PLAY and no matter how far I go, one thing is for sure... My presence will be KNOWN!

[Barack Obama]

Okayyy well the game is upon us and now it's time to get to work! I have a lot of work to do just to put myself in a position where I can sort of breath easy. Although I don't expect that to ever happen. It's pretty much an uphill battle right from the get go. People know I'm a good player and a force to be reckoned with so what I need to do is basically put it in everyones heads that I am more valuable to them right now as opposed to just booting me. Makes sense to me! lol

The sweet and sassy faction twist is pretty interesting. Reminds me a lot of Heroes vs Villains. Not gonna lie though, I am kinda nervous that we have to nominate people within our own faction though. That's going to be tough. Also I am pretty sure that the numbered beds and luxury items are going to play a role in this game. Maybe we get paired up at some point with someone in the other faction based on how we picked our beds? I am kind of banking on that, which is why I chose Bed#4. The same bed Holly Marie chose! lol I had to pick the diary as well. Just because I'm awesome at confessionals. Cmon now, we all know this


I'm excited though for sure. I just need to be social, get on people's good sides and not make myself out to be even more of a threat than I already am. lol I know it will be hard to repeat my performance in season 1 but you damn well that I'm going to bust my ass and tried my hardest to not only get better than 4th but to win this whole fuckin game!

So real quick, here is a rundown of my thoughts on the cast.

[Barack Obama]

BALDWIN -- SWEET

Adam and I go way back. Actually, I've known him the longest out of anyone in this cast. Going back all the way to 2006 I think when we met playing ORG's on myspace. lol I want to see him do well because he's a really good guy. I just hope he doesn't get caught up in any bs with Crustina. I know they are close and he needs to distance himself from her garbage. Also, if I see them say "#bi-winning" again, I'm gonna puke and then say something smartass about how annoying it is. lol But yeah, if we meet up at merge, then expect an alliance

Ally status: Definitely possible








Lolly -- SWEET

Lolly and I have a rollercoaster history in ORG's. We have been enemies, allies and everything in between. In this game, I am going to need her to be my eyes and ears over on the Sweet side. We will be playing up the fact that we don't get along and it stems back from season 1 but in all reality, her and I are tight! I trust her completely and hopefully we meet back up when these two factions merge.

Ally status: Fo shizzle

[Barack Obama]

CRUSTINA -- IDIOT


FUCK YOU CRUSTINA! Seriously go the fuck away. I have never seen someone play more games at one time than this jackass right here. Clearly Crustina has no life and desperately needs friends. I expect her to play the same game she always does. Nothing new, nothing original. Just a kiss ass who plays up the sympathy card because she sucks so much. I've already heard that she is bashing me and wanting people to target me. lol Sorry to break it to ya, but it's not happening and it's certainly not gonna happen by her hands. I really hope she goes within the first 3 evictions just so I don't have to deal with this moron.

Ally status: FUCK NO! NEVER!







DEBRA -- SWEET

Now I love Debra. She's a really really awesome person. I am extremely close to her. However, this time around I will not be aligning with her. I feel like she is going to be on a sinking ship because of how much of a threat she is. So when the time is right, I' jumping off that shit! lol The thing is though, I don't think she'll be that much of a threat this game. Her health isn't the greatest at the moment and I don't think her head will be into this game as much as last season. I know she wants to work with me and I will keep that illusion going for her sake. She will NEVER turn against me which is awesome. I don't think I'd nominate her or backdoor her myself but I wouldn't be opposed to someone else doing it if it benefitted me.

Ally status: Of course <3 For now...

[Barack Obama]

EVE -- SWEET


Oh Eve. My First Lady! I'm happy to see her back because I've really been looking forward to playing with her again. I don't count URTV Allstars II because I wasn't in that game long enough to actually work with her. lol Hopefully she's not still pissed about me backstabbing her in season 1 and even if she is, it would be kinda dumb to admit it.
But yeah, I want to work with her again and fall back into that old Prez and First Lady routine because it worked really well for us. I do know that she is connected to James Franco from BB Recycled 9. Oh hi Fantastic Four! *waves* lol So if I get the opportunity, I'm using that info to my advantage.


Ally status: Hopeful







HOLLY MARIE -- SWEET

This season, I definitely want to be on HM's side. There's no question in my mind about that. She's strong, smart and knows how to play. I totally want to put aside all the drama that happened in season 1. We've had a few PM's and offline IM's going back and forth about this so I know we are on the same page as far as that goes. I'm for sure going to keep in contact with her on the Sweet side so she knows what's going on. That will help build our trust back up. I know people do see her as a threat though. How could they not? She fuckin won the first season! lol She's got Orlando over there so at least she has someone who will have her back 100%

Ally status: Potentially strong

[Barack Obama]

Mingin -- SWEET

I really have no clue who this guy is. lol All I know is that people think he's funny but shady. He's also the dumbass who got evicted while holding on to a power that could have saved him. lmfao! FAIL! He's on the sweet side so I don't have to deal with him. I will however say Hi and be social and all that garbage, just to see what he's like. I really wouldn't care if he was one of the first 3 boots from that side. *shrug*

Ally status: Not interested








ORLANDO -- SWEET



Oh Orlando, you crazy elvin pirate. Him and I are currently in another game together and as much as it sucks that different games affect each other, it happens. Case in point with Eve and James. There could be others in this game but that's the only one I know about. Anyways, I am kind of glad that Orlando is on the other side mainly because I don't know how much I'll be able to trust him. Him and Holly should be fine over there and if I meet up with him at merge, then something can maybe be worked out. I know that he's logical and looks at things objectively. Season 1 was season 1 and should be kept that way, so there is room to work with here. I know he agrees, so we shall see!

Ally status: Possible









Sausage -- SWEET

Sausage is a good guy. I enjoy talking to him. He's not incredibly entertaining but he can hold down a conversation pretty well lol I wouldn't mind seeing him make it passed those first 3 evictions just because I know him and Adam L are super tight. So basically, whatever Adam L says, Sausage will do and that includes working with certain people. Sausage is a decent player, he just needs to assert himself more. Maybe I'm giving him too much credit but he made it far in season 3 without Levine so I see no reason why he can't do it here.

Ally status: Indeed

[Barack Obama]

LEVINE -- SASSY



Now here is the guy that I'm going to trust for the whole game. My #1 ally. Now is this a mistake by me? Probably lol But right now, we need each other in the game. We are too threatening and dominant to just be on our own. But collectively, I know that him and I can tear through this fuckin game. He's super strategic and I love that. We just need some sheep to help us get things done. He will be standing in my way later on in the game but I can't even think about that right now. We are in the same boat and we need to coordinate how we plan on getting this ship to the end. I would love to go to the end with this guy. lol But only if I can beat him.

Ally status: No doubt!









CHRIS -- SASSY



UGHHH really?? WHY? I blame Alyssa for this shit. What a bitch for backing out! She just didn't want to get owned in this game because that's exactly what would've happened since her social game is complete trash. Now I have to deal with Shadow? Fuckin A. The guy doesn't like me and the feeling is more than mutual. He has to know who I am and if he doesn't then he's dumb for not doing his homework. lol He's a threat. Plain and simple. Probably one of the better ORG players that I've ever played against. So he needs to go ASAP and I'm all for winning HoH week 1 to put his ass up and make him sweat. I will be fake as fuck with this kid and not give it a second thought. If he wants some sort of "truce" then I'll take it but it's going to be totally bogus and I'll break that truce first chance I get!

Ally status -- GTFO!

[Barack Obama]

JAMES -- SASSY


At first, I was skeptical about working with this guy just because I saw how much of a douche he was in season 3 lol But I think he is exactly the type of person I need to be working with. He's smart, strategic and knows how to get shit done. I need assertive allies and not people who I need to carry. I know he wants to learn from his season 3 mistakes so I look at him being a very big player in this game while staying on peoples good sides. That's fine by me, just as long as he doesn't cross me. One thing I've learned is to let people who you're aligned with strike at you first. Let THEM be the backstabbers and then you can act accordingly. So in James' case, I'd rather be with him than against him. lol I'll be loyal if he will and that's what it really comes down to.

Ally status -- YES








KATHY -- SASSY



I love Kathy! I kinda wish she came back as Oprah. I mean cmon, Barack and Oprah? You can't get much more awesome of a duo as those two. lol I'm glad that she's on the sassy side. Her social dominance is going to come in handy for sure. I even made it clear to Orlando that I want to look out for her too just so he knows that I have Kathy's best interests in mind because, well... I do! I want to help her out as much as I can. She deserves the best and to not be expendable this time around. I know she is still fairly new to games but I think if she masters the strategy while being better in competitions, she can totally dominate any game she plays. That's how good I think her social game is. I expect good things from Miss Boxed wine. lol (Side note: Idk how anyone can drink that crap without getting a headache)

Ally status: Mhmmm

[Barack Obama]

LINDSAY -- SASSY



Sooo, I've heard this bitch is already targeting me. Is she fuckin crazy? You don't target the Prez right off the bat! You just don't. It's like volunteering to be a kamakaze. Only the truly stupid and suicidal do such things. lol Anyways, I heard that from Adam L... so his ass better be telling the truth. She's targeting me and Holly Marie. Or at least she was before the twists were announced. She has already been playing nice with me and doing all the get to know you crap. Blah blah. I'm sorry but if she wants to play mind games and pretend to be cool with someone when she really isn't, then she's barking up the wrong tree. I can play mind games right back at her and that's what I'm gonna do if I hear anymore crap about her targeting me. lol Bitch

Ally status: No fuckin thank you.







NICKI -- SASSY



I love Nicki. Her and I have such a weird relationship. lol We can be on totally different sides of a game but still have great conversations and the game doesn't matter. Which is definitely cool and refreshing in games. She's never fake with me and always tells me what she thinks. I respect that so much and this time around, I'd love nothing more than to help her get far in the game. Let's face it, she's not the strongest player and definitely not the most popular, so I see her going far if she actually stays committed. People won't be threatened by her at all.

Ally status: Up in the air (Like it always is lol)

[Barack Obama]

SANDRA -- SASSY


Omg this chick sucks. She's soo boring! I couldn't even keep the conversation going with her and to be honest, I really didn't want to try. I've heard more negative things about her than positive ones. So I see her and Levine have a bad history. Sean tells me she's boring and an uber floater. lol Which I knew already because I was just in a game with her and she totally sucked balls. She doesn't know who I am though and I'm gonna keep it that way. I would love it if she was one of the first 3 boots from the sassy side. No point in keeping her around if I don't have any intention of working with her.

Ally status: -__-








SEAN -- SASSY



I like Jake! I refuse to call him Sean. haha He's a cool guy and definitely has attitude. I like it. He will probably be the person I can go to and talk shit about the other houseguests lolol I will definitely need him in the game for that. He's smart as well and knows how to protect himself in the game, as that is totally evident by the alliance he made with me tonight!

Ally status: Woohoo!!

[Barack Obama]

ALLIANCE ALERT!

Sean
Barack
James
Kathy
Adam


I was talking to Sean about this today and he kind of brought it up lol so it was perfect. Adam L and I have been talking about setting up a power alliance and who should be in it. Well as it just so happens, these are the people we talked about! haha Eve was also discussed, as was Sausage since he will be a good ally. But they are on the Sweets so for now, the 5 person alliance on the sassy side is what I'm gonna stick with.
I still need to talk to Kathy about this but so far so good and it's going to be oh so sweet to secretly dominate the Sassy faction with this group. We just need to win the first HoH to set the tone on this side of the house. I think it can be done and I'm looking forward to playing with this crew.

[Chris Pine]

I'm shaking my head at you, what did you do wrong here?

[Barack Obama]

Idk Chris. You tell me.

[Chris Pine]

Penn is playing a game with a certain someone you mentioned....

[Penn Badgley]

Aug 16, 2011 7:16:19 GMT -5 Chris Pine said:

Penn is playing a game with a certain someone you mentioned....

Ooo! Let me answer this!
YES!