Post by James Franco on Aug 25, 2011 16:23:50 GMT -5
KATHY IS THE NEW HOHHH!!!!! BAM!
:RUNS INTO THE STORAGE ROOM AND DOES A HAPPY DANCE:
I am soooooo excited! This is yet ANOTHER week of our alliance up in the HoH room. We are beasting the comps this season, and just knocking people out of this game like swatting flies. I know, yet again, I am ABSOLUTELY SAFE for the week, and that feels amazing! Yayy! I honestly don't even care who goes up.. since I know I'm good. And the best part?? I don't have ANY BLOOD on my hands.. at all! I totally orchestrated Kathy winning... and there was a point during the competition when we were figuring out who to give all of our fruits to, to make sure that we won, that I could've taken it... but HELL, I DON'T NEED ANY ENEMIES! Kathy, just like I said to BARACK last week... its ALL YOURS GURL! LOL. The old James Franco from season 3 would've been too power hungry to pass up the opportunities to be in the power positions, (and we all know how well that worked out) and this time I'm passing them to my allies! Have fun with the responsibility guys!! I'll be sitting pretty over on the sides. HAHA! So awesome.
Mingin being in power... Not a fan of that. I voted to evict his awkward ass, and he's still here, and now he's the HoH. I knew that bastard would come after my allies (Chris E. and Sausage).. which is no bueno. And of course Christina is happy b/c it's very clear those two are working together, and that she's "safe." Fuck that... there are some DPOVs that expire this week... maybe it's time for a Coup D'Mingin? I would be ALL FOR THAT SHIT.
Kathy's noms were good... I totally love how I suggested that Barack put up Lindsay and Nicki week one, (and it happened), and then how this week I suggested that Kathy put up Nicki and Lolly (and it happened again). I LOVE THAT! I'M HONESTLY CALLING THE SHOTS AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.... ARE YOU KIDDING ME???! HAHAHA! WORK, LOYAL MINIONS! WORK! I also talked Kathy into giving up her grudge with Deb, and actually got them to work together to help Kathy win the HoH, if she promised Deb she's safe. I love how I am totally bringing people together, who HATED each other, for MY BENEFIT. BAM!
Mingin putting Sausage against Adam was problematic for me... Barack clearly wanted to keep Adam safe, but it's not in my best interest to cut Sausage off this early in the game... since he's a loyal Franco-follower, and therefore CLEARLY NEEDS TO STAY My goal was to help one of them come off the block, so we could work on the votes to save the other, since both guys are quality side alliances to our main core of Barack, myself, Kathy and Sean. Sure enough we managed to push Adam toward the POV win, and he pulled himself off.. perfect! UNTIL.... TROLL-FACE Mingin COMES AND SCREWS IT UP! He replaces Adam with CHRIS E.!!! WTF DUDE.. STOP NOMINATING ALL OF MY SIDE ALLIANCES YOU BIG FAT BASTARD. UGHHH. WE JUST WORKED SO HARD TO GET ADAM OFF... it's just frustrating.
Sausage vs Chris E. is quite possibly the worst nominations on the Sweet side... both of them are loyal allies of mine... it just is not good. And then... a MIRACLE HAPPENS... OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE!! :CUE DRAMA-QUEEN SEAN'S ENTRANCE: Dudeeeee.... I can't believe he USED THE DPOV on Sausage!!! Wow. I totally didn't think he had it in him... especially because I didn't even ask him to use it, since I didn't want to pressure him. BUT HOT DAMN... THIS IS GREAT!! HE PUTS UP CHRISTINA... YESSSSSSSSSS!!! YESS!
:RUNS BACK INTO THE STORAGE ROOM AND DOES AN EVEN HAPPIER HAPPY DANCE THAN AFTER KATHY'S HOH WIN!!:
Bam. Bitch.. how do you like me now? Christina is DPOV'd backdoor-style and she's OUTTTA HERE. YESSSS. FUCK YOU Mingin! FUCK YOU. ughh it feels amazing to screw up his plans to to get rid of Sausage/Chris E. Mingin.. this is what happens when you fuck with my allies. Your HOH gets overthrown and your best friend gets shafted!! SOOO EPIC. SEAN YOU ARE MY HERO FOR THAT. hahahahahaha. This is the best week EVERR. I'm feeling so confident and excited for the future of this game. Amazing. We'll get rid of Mingin's bimbo Christina, and we'll put the nail in that brat Nicki's coffin. YESSS! YESS! LOL.
:RUNS INTO THE STORAGE ROOM AND DOES A HAPPY DANCE:
I am soooooo excited! This is yet ANOTHER week of our alliance up in the HoH room. We are beasting the comps this season, and just knocking people out of this game like swatting flies. I know, yet again, I am ABSOLUTELY SAFE for the week, and that feels amazing! Yayy! I honestly don't even care who goes up.. since I know I'm good. And the best part?? I don't have ANY BLOOD on my hands.. at all! I totally orchestrated Kathy winning... and there was a point during the competition when we were figuring out who to give all of our fruits to, to make sure that we won, that I could've taken it... but HELL, I DON'T NEED ANY ENEMIES! Kathy, just like I said to BARACK last week... its ALL YOURS GURL! LOL. The old James Franco from season 3 would've been too power hungry to pass up the opportunities to be in the power positions, (and we all know how well that worked out) and this time I'm passing them to my allies! Have fun with the responsibility guys!! I'll be sitting pretty over on the sides. HAHA! So awesome.
Mingin being in power... Not a fan of that. I voted to evict his awkward ass, and he's still here, and now he's the HoH. I knew that bastard would come after my allies (Chris E. and Sausage).. which is no bueno. And of course Christina is happy b/c it's very clear those two are working together, and that she's "safe." Fuck that... there are some DPOVs that expire this week... maybe it's time for a Coup D'Mingin? I would be ALL FOR THAT SHIT.
Kathy's noms were good... I totally love how I suggested that Barack put up Lindsay and Nicki week one, (and it happened), and then how this week I suggested that Kathy put up Nicki and Lolly (and it happened again). I LOVE THAT! I'M HONESTLY CALLING THE SHOTS AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.... ARE YOU KIDDING ME???! HAHAHA! WORK, LOYAL MINIONS! WORK! I also talked Kathy into giving up her grudge with Deb, and actually got them to work together to help Kathy win the HoH, if she promised Deb she's safe. I love how I am totally bringing people together, who HATED each other, for MY BENEFIT. BAM!
Mingin putting Sausage against Adam was problematic for me... Barack clearly wanted to keep Adam safe, but it's not in my best interest to cut Sausage off this early in the game... since he's a loyal Franco-follower, and therefore CLEARLY NEEDS TO STAY My goal was to help one of them come off the block, so we could work on the votes to save the other, since both guys are quality side alliances to our main core of Barack, myself, Kathy and Sean. Sure enough we managed to push Adam toward the POV win, and he pulled himself off.. perfect! UNTIL.... TROLL-FACE Mingin COMES AND SCREWS IT UP! He replaces Adam with CHRIS E.!!! WTF DUDE.. STOP NOMINATING ALL OF MY SIDE ALLIANCES YOU BIG FAT BASTARD. UGHHH. WE JUST WORKED SO HARD TO GET ADAM OFF... it's just frustrating.
Sausage vs Chris E. is quite possibly the worst nominations on the Sweet side... both of them are loyal allies of mine... it just is not good. And then... a MIRACLE HAPPENS... OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE!! :CUE DRAMA-QUEEN SEAN'S ENTRANCE: Dudeeeee.... I can't believe he USED THE DPOV on Sausage!!! Wow. I totally didn't think he had it in him... especially because I didn't even ask him to use it, since I didn't want to pressure him. BUT HOT DAMN... THIS IS GREAT!! HE PUTS UP CHRISTINA... YESSSSSSSSSS!!! YESS!
:RUNS BACK INTO THE STORAGE ROOM AND DOES AN EVEN HAPPIER HAPPY DANCE THAN AFTER KATHY'S HOH WIN!!:
Bam. Bitch.. how do you like me now? Christina is DPOV'd backdoor-style and she's OUTTTA HERE. YESSSS. FUCK YOU Mingin! FUCK YOU. ughh it feels amazing to screw up his plans to to get rid of Sausage/Chris E. Mingin.. this is what happens when you fuck with my allies. Your HOH gets overthrown and your best friend gets shafted!! SOOO EPIC. SEAN YOU ARE MY HERO FOR THAT. hahahahahaha. This is the best week EVERR. I'm feeling so confident and excited for the future of this game. Amazing. We'll get rid of Mingin's bimbo Christina, and we'll put the nail in that brat Nicki's coffin. YESSS! YESS! LOL.