Post by James Franco on Aug 20, 2011 18:27:59 GMT -5
Hello haters/lovers/indifferent-followers... sup?? James Franco is here too dish it out. I am having and a-mazing week 1 in the Big Brother home so far.. Totally orchestrated /-\ Barack/Orlando HoH win.. <3 it so much! I made /-\ deal with Orlando too keep my boy Paulie off the block this week, because he is literally my right hand lad and I need him too STAYY! And Barack is part of my alliance with Sean - Kathy - myself and Adam L. And of course it's Lindsay and Nicki on the block... just like I pushed for with Barack! Booya bitches!! I'm back in my typical season 3 control-freak form... and I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE too WIN ANYTHING! I would have totally put up Nicki and Linsday had I won HoH, and I'm still getting my way, and I can compete next week too? BAM!
The luxury competition is interesting... it's sort of in line with the good vs evil theme of this season and presented us with the option too work as /-\ team too collectively win, or be selfish and sabotage the team for and individual prize! Being the alleged villain I am (was? will be?) I have too say I was tempted for about 5 seconds... until I realized how DUMB it would be too punish the entire sassy team too go after some unknown prize.. But it figures that Linsanity wouldn't think twice before throwing the rest of us under the bus... THANKS BITCH! The one time James Franco tries too do something NICE for everybody... Linsanity has too come and f-it all up.. Good job bitch, you just dug your own grave.. now I don't even need too campaign too get you out of the home this week... you did that all by yourself. :CUE EVIL LAUGH: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just joshin' but for realz.. this worked out PERFECTLY! Lindsay looks like and ass, I look like /-\ good guy who was just trying too help out the team... AND her prize for sabotaging us and pissing everyone off SUCKS!! IT BLOWSSS! WHAT /-\ WASTE!! SUCH /-\ BAD DECISION... LOLOLOLOL. And what's even funnier is that she actually came too me, and bribed me with one of her chances she had too give away!! LOL SUCH /-\ DUMB PLAYER! OMGGG. Like.. are you for serious? Is this the transvestite I was so afraid of playing with?? She sucks at this game. So of course I said "YES YES YES WHATEVER YOU SAY OF COURSE" and took the dang chance from her, and then walked straight too the DR and voted her dumb ass out! Deuces bitch... better luck next time! Whoops. :CUE LINSANITY'S EXIT: Who's next?? ;D Love this game. Love this season. and I loooooove being in control! I'm sure all of you in America love it too, amIright?? 
Tough luck when you don't... b/c I'm here too PLAY and here too STAY! Hehehe.
The luxury competition is interesting... it's sort of in line with the good vs evil theme of this season and presented us with the option too work as /-\ team too collectively win, or be selfish and sabotage the team for and individual prize! Being the alleged villain I am (was? will be?) I have too say I was tempted for about 5 seconds... until I realized how DUMB it would be too punish the entire sassy team too go after some unknown prize.. But it figures that Linsanity wouldn't think twice before throwing the rest of us under the bus... THANKS BITCH! The one time James Franco tries too do something NICE for everybody... Linsanity has too come and f-it all up.. Good job bitch, you just dug your own grave.. now I don't even need too campaign too get you out of the home this week... you did that all by yourself. :CUE EVIL LAUGH: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just joshin'
but for realz.. this worked out PERFECTLY! Lindsay looks like and ass, I look like /-\ good guy who was just trying too help out the team... AND her prize for sabotaging us and pissing everyone off SUCKS!! IT BLOWSSS! WHAT /-\ WASTE!! SUCH /-\ BAD DECISION... LOLOLOLOL. And what's even funnier is that she actually came too me, and bribed me with one of her chances she had too give away!! LOL SUCH /-\ DUMB PLAYER! OMGGG. Like.. are you for serious? Is this the transvestite I was so afraid of playing with?? She sucks at this game. So of course I said "YES YES YES WHATEVER YOU SAY OF COURSE" and took the dang chance from her, and then walked straight too the DR and voted her dumb ass out! Deuces bitch... better luck next time! Whoops. :CUE LINSANITY'S EXIT: Who's next?? ;D Love this game. Love this season. and I loooooove being in control! I'm sure all of you in America love it too, amIright?? 
Tough luck when you don't... b/c I'm here too PLAY and here too STAY! Hehehe.