Bye bye bitches....

[Kathy Griffin]

In the first vote of the season...I vote to evict....

Sweet: Adam
Sassy: Lindsay




Goodbyes:

Adam: My darling Adam, I am very sad to see you go! FIRST WEEK! wth?! I am going to miss your face very much around the house, among other things....JK. Here's your complimentary glass of wine and all my love. <3 My firecrotch and yours, Kathy


Mingin: I really hope that you aren't reading this! I remember back to the time when Kaysar saved Renny with a coup de tat, so I'll ALWAYS remain true. You definitely did not deserve to leave, but I'll kick some major ASS for you! <3 Let's hope I don't join you next week....bitches. <3 THE firecrotch, Kathy

Lindsay: I know you said you wanted to play, and that was probably the reason you were voted out. You are a fierce competitor and being a saboteur definitely left a sour taste in many of our mouths. So I'm very sorry to see a fellow firecrotch go, but adios! <3 Love, The Firecrotch


Nicki:"will someone please tell them who the F i izzzzzz?" I really am sure that you won't be reading this, unless you convinced some people with the pity party. You were my favorite bitch in the house, and mama knows her bitches. I am sad to see your ass go, but I watched it walk out the door. Miss you already bitch, here's your complimentary box of wine. <3 Kath

[Kathy Griffin]

I vote to evict: Christina


Chris: If you're reading this, something went terribly wrong. You didn't deserve to go home. You're one hell of a competitor and I really hate to see you go. Here's your complimentary glass of wine <3 firecrotch


Christina: "Sometimes the pawns go home"....rings quite well in my ears. I'm sorry to see you go, but hey, you had 15 minutes of floating fame and now it's time to cruise on home. I had to vote with my crew and for myself. I seriously love you, but I think the nomination made you go a little loco. Don't take it personally girl, just take it. <3 here's your complimentary swig of wine. Bon Voyage <3 firecrotch


Lolly: If you are reading this, I AM SO SORRY. At least you have to have a million chances to come back now! But seriously, something went wrong....I DEMAND A RECOUNT. Well please don't take anything personal, you know you weren't my target, and this is again, WRONG. I'm more than sorry to see you go <3 take your complimentary box of wine<3 firecrotch


Nicki: Mama, I'm deeply sorry...but I had no other choices to put up. You said be real, well, I couldn't have been MORE real in my speech. This is a game, and girl's gotta play. So I'm very sorry to see you go, but I know you'll fight to come back with avengence, and I know who you are after. So I'll see you in the top ten. rahhh rah. <3 Firecrotch

[Kathy Griffin]

I vote to evict.....Orlando and Adam.


Seany: If you're gone, shoot me now. Some people must be lying son of a bitches and I'm done. I'll personally make sure I leave next week or either kick ass because it was definitely my fault that you left. REDICULOUS! I'm just so pissed, upset, mad, angry, and TERRIBLY SORRY. I fucking love you, hope you'll still take me on Sunday, but you should be reading this anyway. <3

Adam: I'm sorry for an ill will between us, but even had you approached me, I could not have used that veto. Any way the vote would have went, one of you would have gone home. I really wish we could have worked together more, but it just didn't seem to work out that way. You are an amazing fella and our time together was magical! <3 I'm sorry for how everything panned out <3 love, THE firecrotch

Mingin: I really don't know what happened this season, talk about a bad luck streak. I'm very sad to see you go. What happened to the Renny/Kaysar awesomeness anyway?! Well here's your CASE, yes, I said CASE of boxed wine. You deserve it. Enjoy baby. <3 Kath

Orlando: My hunny bunny pudding pie, I can't believe you are going home. I miss you already, and YOUR WHIP...mmm. <3 But seriously, I very much wanted to have you stick around and work together, and I don't know how you didn't. What is happening in the world?! Well I love you dearly and i'm saddened beyond belief. <3 love your firecrotch.

[Kathy Griffin]

Ugh...unfortunately I'm going to have to vote to evict Sausage.


Paulie baby!!!! I cannot believe that you are leaving. This was a terribly hard decision because I love you dearly and you were as true as anyone to me. I hope that we can remain friends and play again together in another game...dominating...as we should! I will miss you tremendously and will avenge your eviction, don't worry about that!
<3 Kathy

Seany....seriously?! I don't even have anything to write because this is fucking rediculous and...I can just call you and tell you how I feel about it. <------pissed <3 kath

[Kathy Griffin]

I vote to evict....Lolly


Lolly: I'm so sorry to see you go. I know you were very busy and that seemed to be your downfall. I hate to lose a season 1 lady, but maybe it was for the best. Good luck with everything and just think, one less thing you have to worry about! Love ya girl! Keep up that glamour! <3 Love, Kath


Orlando: Seriously?! I mean, what a bunch of pussies. I can't believe that my lovah is out of the house against a floater....TOTAL floater. I am going to miss you so much and hope that I can avenge your eviction and make bitches pay! Here's your box o' wine parting gift.
Love ya bunches! <3 Kath