Post by James Franco on Aug 16, 2011 14:24:10 GMT -5
Guesss who's backk bitches?? It's your favorite person to hate, James Franco! I'm on Big Brother Starz again!! So excited. I loveed my little intro... the most power-hungry, villainous and craziest houseguest?? Whoops.. I guess my reputation precedes me. But don't assume that you know me or what I'm going to do this season. If you think I'm coming back to make the same mistakes again, newsflash.. it's not happening!
This season is totally stacked in my favor! I have so many friends this time.. and I am going to keep them tight. Rather than have it be me v.s. the house like last season (not such a good idea in hindsight) I am going to have everyone love me and want to keep me around. On the Sassy side of the house, I've got the wonderful, and glorious Kathy (Oprah) back here with me! OMG can we have a Chilltown 2.0 reunion and take this thing by storm? I think, possibly! Then there's Sean and Sandra... two fun, great people from season two who I looove, and I hope lovee me still!
On the Sweet side I was soooo soo soo happy to see Sausage back!! Sausage is one of my loyalest friends and allies in this game, and last time he was the ONLY person to stick with me and fight even when the odds were stacked against us. I can only HOPE that we don't ever have to sit on that block together.. because I would be soo tempted to fall on my sword again for him (he's that nice). Plus I have Deb and Christina... I'm not sure about them, but they seem excited to see me so I'll go with it!
So my loyal fans and haters... this time I'm not coming into the house, guns blazing. As much as I'd love to just take the first HoH and start crushing dreams... I'm going to try a new strategy and take the backseat. As long as my allies/friends and myself are not in trouble... I don't care who goes, and I don't care who has to win HoH to send people packing. As much as I love to win.. I love to stay and play the game more!
So right away, I got approached to join an alliance of Sean - Kathy - Barack - and Adam L. and of course I said HECK YEAHH I'M IN! I knew alliances were bound to happen, and I'm just sooo soo happy that I didn't get left out of this one, because if that happened, I could've had a veryy tough first three weeks to get through being on the Sassy team. But that doesn't mean I can rest easy... I want to cover my bases, because HELLO, sometimes your alliance doesn't always win the power. I immediately made nice with Chris E., since we were on opposite sides last season... and he seems to be chill with it. I've told him I'm going to try to work with him this time.. and if I have any say I will try to keep the target off of him. But, I'm also not going to upset anyone in the alliance over him. It's just a precaution. Sandra was also an ally of mine... so I'd love to see her make it through these early weeks if at all possible, but same rule applies for her.
Nicki and Linsday make me nervousss! Nicki basically told me that it would be ridiculous if she got targeted because everyone knows she sucks, and only got carried through her season... Really gurl? Come on now. That's ridiculous. And I found out she said the same exact thing, almost word-for-word to Barack. I think someone's trying to be a FLOATER! Bitch please... you're insulting our intelligences. Now I just wanna target that girl more. Linsday and I talked about possibly playing together this time... but sadly she's just not in a good spot with me, since I'm aligned with everyone else on the Sassy side.. SORRY GURL.. YOU'RE A TARGET. Whoops. No hard feelings though.
Now the trick for this round is to help Barack win HoH. If he wants to start making enemies week 1... go for it dude! Better you than me
I learned that lesson the hard way last time. I think I've put myself in a pretty good position right now, but honestly you never can feel safe in this game. This is All Starz... and who knows if people are lying to me. I've just gotta hope and try my best. I really don't want to be the villain this time... I'll let Adam L. take it. There's nothing fun about being hated... So yeah! I'm excited to be back and have another shot at this game!! Bring on the competition baby! It should be a crazy, fun ride.
This season is totally stacked in my favor! I have so many friends this time.. and I am going to keep them tight. Rather than have it be me v.s. the house like last season (not such a good idea in hindsight) I am going to have everyone love me and want to keep me around. On the Sassy side of the house, I've got the wonderful, and glorious Kathy (Oprah) back here with me! OMG can we have a Chilltown 2.0 reunion and take this thing by storm? I think, possibly! Then there's Sean and Sandra... two fun, great people from season two who I looove, and I hope lovee me still!
On the Sweet side I was soooo soo soo happy to see Sausage back!! Sausage is one of my loyalest friends and allies in this game, and last time he was the ONLY person to stick with me and fight even when the odds were stacked against us. I can only HOPE that we don't ever have to sit on that block together.. because I would be soo tempted to fall on my sword again for him (he's that nice). Plus I have Deb and Christina... I'm not sure about them, but they seem excited to see me so I'll go with it!So my loyal fans and haters... this time I'm not coming into the house, guns blazing. As much as I'd love to just take the first HoH and start crushing dreams... I'm going to try a new strategy and take the backseat. As long as my allies/friends and myself are not in trouble... I don't care who goes, and I don't care who has to win HoH to send people packing. As much as I love to win.. I love to stay and play the game more!
So right away, I got approached to join an alliance of Sean - Kathy - Barack - and Adam L. and of course I said HECK YEAHH I'M IN! I knew alliances were bound to happen, and I'm just sooo soo happy that I didn't get left out of this one, because if that happened, I could've had a veryy tough first three weeks to get through being on the Sassy team. But that doesn't mean I can rest easy... I want to cover my bases, because HELLO, sometimes your alliance doesn't always win the power. I immediately made nice with Chris E., since we were on opposite sides last season... and he seems to be chill with it. I've told him I'm going to try to work with him this time.. and if I have any say I will try to keep the target off of him. But, I'm also not going to upset anyone in the alliance over him. It's just a precaution. Sandra was also an ally of mine... so I'd love to see her make it through these early weeks if at all possible, but same rule applies for her.
Nicki and Linsday make me nervousss! Nicki basically told me that it would be ridiculous if she got targeted because everyone knows she sucks, and only got carried through her season... Really gurl? Come on now. That's ridiculous. And I found out she said the same exact thing, almost word-for-word to Barack. I think someone's trying to be a FLOATER! Bitch please... you're insulting our intelligences. Now I just wanna target that girl more. Linsday and I talked about possibly playing together this time... but sadly she's just not in a good spot with me, since I'm aligned with everyone else on the Sassy side.. SORRY GURL.. YOU'RE A TARGET. Whoops. No hard feelings though.
Now the trick for this round is to help Barack win HoH. If he wants to start making enemies week 1... go for it dude! Better you than me
I learned that lesson the hard way last time. I think I've put myself in a pretty good position right now, but honestly you never can feel safe in this game. This is All Starz... and who knows if people are lying to me. I've just gotta hope and try my best. I really don't want to be the villain this time... I'll let Adam L. take it. There's nothing fun about being hated... So yeah! I'm excited to be back and have another shot at this game!! Bring on the competition baby! It should be a crazy, fun ride.