Bored

[Christina Aguilera]

Sept 18, 2011 8:58:28 GMT -5 Nicki Minaj said:

*The pre-jury house window breaks Nicki Emerges in a stunning skin tight leather dress*

*flips weave and loses a track*

*starts flipping over beds and breaking all the other windows*

*runs into the kitchen tips over the fridge*
*throws the table and chairs out the windows*
* hits Mingin with a piece of chicken*

Nikka Nigga, they caught me I gotta stay here
They making me nigga they making me.

*ahem*
How are all of you beautiful people?

<3

[Adam Baldwin]

Sept 18, 2011 10:09:54 GMT -5 Chris Evans said:

In that case, we need to go over the abc song Penn. D before E except after C

[Nicki Minaj]

*drags xtina to the back room*

*5 hours later*

* Christina comes out in a shiny top and leather pants*

*Christina drops it low and shoves Sean onto the seat and does a slutty dance for him*

Christina: I got swag you can call me xtinago I let them other girls speak cause I be the principle I make it hot like coal and nah i don't smoke but I got the drink though we dipping pimpin all up in the car, want this life forever scarred, got your man but I got his heart
and I played that punk now he a mark, ass slam get the picture bitches wine perfect mixture, thats your man? oops I kissed him check ya shoes cause you be tripping. Boys is boy they come and go, and man to man hes not your beau screaming we don't love these hoes front seat middle finger out the window

*christina drops it low and starts tap dancing*


*Nicki emerges wearing 7 inch heels booty shorts and a old school bikini top flips her weave then straddles both adams and rides them like ponies in heat*

Nicki: Funky with it Nicki babe no strobe light I'm the truth everything always go right, right step cut, yeah you could say I'm uptight, getting money great, until the last swipe got your back and I know how to act if you wanna talk shit then I give em the smack down! ya nigga everytime I come around no haters gonna ruin my calm.

*all the boys start break dancing*

*Nicki starts making out with Orlando*

[Adam Levine]

I absolutely love Lolly! Best nominations ever! Have to say, I'm proud of that girl

[Christina Aguilera]

Sept 19, 2011 12:00:17 GMT -5 Adam Levine said:

I absolutely love Lolly! Best nominations ever! Have to say, I'm proud of that girl

No, any nomination with Sean on the block is the best.

[Mingin Girl Girl]

How comes I always get hit with chicken?

Pretty impressive noms, love the potato turn. I want to play hot potato now.

[Adam Levine]

Sept 19, 2011 15:28:29 GMT -5 Christina Aguilera said:

Sept 19, 2011 12:00:17 GMT -5 Adam Levine said:

I absolutely love Lolly! Best nominations ever! Have to say, I'm proud of that girl

No, any nomination with Sean on the block is the best.

Please move on from the past, it's not even about any of us anymore.

#TeamAubrey!! GO Lolly GO!!

[Sean Hayes]

oh Christina, your desperate lame comments continue to slay me. LOL. get over it. you rode your way to final two in your season, not everyone should have to bow at your feet simply because you made it that far. leave it go already. (i absolutely refuse to continue arguing with you, so go ahead and make another statement here because you think you have to have the last word. after this, im done.)

[Christina Aguilera]

Sept 19, 2011 20:34:09 GMT -5 Sean Hayes said:

oh Christina, your desperate lame comments continue to slay me. LOL. get over it. you rode your way to final two in your season, not everyone should have to bow at your feet simply because you made it that far. leave it go already. (i absolutely refuse to continue arguing with you, so go ahead and make another statement here because you think you have to have the last word. after this, im done.)

I never asked anyone to grovel at my feet, where the FUCK do you get off? I simply am going to defend myself when someone basically trashes me in public and says I don't deserve to be in the house when I indeed made the finals, and it's not like Deb said "DO" and I did, but this is it for me. I'm not over it because I am honestly tired of getting stones thrown at me in games when I am nothing but nice and friendly to people, which is basically what you did, if you had just left it as "Christina is my target, and I feel she needs to go because she will be willing to make any deal to get herself further" I would've been fine...but no, you had to rub salt in the wound, so yeah, you're trash.


#Movingon.

HI Levine. Glad we're still friends outside this joint. <3.

[Adam Baldwin]

I'm with Levine on this one. It doesn't really matter, you're BOTH in the pre-jury. Now, let's bitch about the players still in the game instead of each other.

Who do you think will join us next?

[Adam Levine]

I hope its a firecrotch! Other than Lindsay of course (I think Penn picked a brunette picture of Lindsay on purpose

[Mingin Girl Girl]

Sept 19, 2011 22:18:23 GMT -5 Adam Levine said:

I hope its a firecrotch! Other than Lindsay of course (I think Penn picked a brunette picture of Lindsay on purpose

Yeah, to be up to date he should have gone with blonde Lindsay, although he might have had us in consideration when not selecting it.

[Sean Hayes]

wait, i said i want it to be a revolving door, and i get cruicified, you guys say you want to see her and nothing is said? how do i rate? HA.





ohhhh...you mean the OTHER fire crotch.

[Christina Aguilera]

Sept 19, 2011 22:12:36 GMT -5 Adam Baldwin said:

I'm with Levine on this one. It doesn't really matter, you're BOTH in the pre-jury. Now, let's bitch about the players still in the game instead of each other.

Who do you think will join us next?

I think Kathy will, Debra is the only player as well connected as she is. These nominations made perfect sense on Lolly's front.

[Nicki Minaj]

I personally think Lolly has been getting fat and sweaty lately.

Her makeup however is always on point.